Avast, mateys! Verily, Star Trucker be a lifelike truckin' game, so lifelike I be jackknifin' me rig in space aboard its Steam Next Fest demo!
2024-02-06
Me hearties! Methinks I should've acquired me CDL afore embarkin' on this voyage o' space truckin'. Arr!
Arr, matey! Methinks I should've acquired me CDL afore venturing into the vastness of space as a truckin' pirate. Aye, 'twas a foolish decision, me hearties! In the language of a 17th-century buccaneer, I confess me folly with a touch of mirth and a hearty chuckle.As I set sail among the stars, steering me trusty vessel through asteroid belts and cosmic storms, I found meself yearnin' for the knowledge of a certified space trucker. Aye, the Cosmic Department of Licensing would've bestowed upon me the skills to handle this outlandish contraption I call me spaceship.
Imagine the scene, me mateys! Here I am, aboard a spaceship fit for plunderin' the cosmic seas, yet I struggle to dock at spaceports and maneuv'r through the celestial highways. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters without a sextant or a compass, lost in the vast abyss of celestial bodies!
Me heart quivers with laughter when I think of the time I mistook a wormhole for a tavern entrance. There I was, attemptin' to dock me ship within the wormhole's maw, only to be greeted by a swirlin' vortex of time and space, whiskin' me away to who knows where! 'Twas a rude awakening, me hearties, as I found meself stranded in a parallel dimension, surrounded by aliens who spoke in strange tongues.
Oh, the tales I could tell, me fellow swashbucklers, if only I'd possessed the knowledge of a seasoned space trucker! 'Tis a lesson learned, indeed. Next time ye set sail among the stars, me hearties, be sure to acquire yer Cosmic Driver's License, lest ye find yerself in situations far more peculiar than ye ever bargained for.
So, me hearties, heed me words and learn from me mistake. For a pirate without a CDL in the vast expanse of space is like a landlubber without a pair of sturdy sea legs – doomed to wander aimlessly, lost amidst the twinklin' stars.