Arrr, Bill Skarsgård be happier than a parrot on a treasure chest, glad to bury the Orlok curse, matey!
2024-12-24
Arrr! The Count Orlok scallywag be over the moon, havin' escaped the cursed grip of the bloodsucker's noggin! Aye, he be jubilant as a parrot on a treasure chest, free from the dark musings of that fiendish vampire life! Avast, let the revelry begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag by the name of Count Orlok, the dreaded fiend of the night! This villainous lad, who be more droopy than a soggy biscuit, hath found himself trapped in a vampire’s gloomy state of mind. Aye, ye heard me right! It seems even the darkest of souls can feel a wee bit blue on the high seas of life!