Ye scallywags makin' PG horrors, beware! The director be claimin' this be an R-rated sea! Arrr!
2024-04-23
Arrr, me hearties! Kiah Roache-Turner be spillin' the beans on Sting's needful R-rating and the monstrous 100lb spider they crafted to give his crew a fright! Aye, the scallywags be shakin' in their britches, I tell ye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and listen to the tale of Kiah Roache-Turner and his fearsome 100lb spider! This here scallywag be talkin' 'bout how Sting, his latest film, needed that R-rating to truly strike fear into the hearts of his crew. Aye, ye heard right! Them actors needed a good pants-scaring, and that spider be just the ticket!Roache-Turner, a true master of trickery, built that beastly arachnid to terrify his cast and crew. They be shiverin' in their boots, I tell ye! The man be pullin' off a grand prank, makin' all them landlubbers jump outta their skin!
But beware, me hearties! This be only the beginning of Roache-Turner's devious plans. He be plottin' more frightful tales to come, more monsters to haunt yer dreams! So batten down the hatches and prepare yerselves for a wild ride through the treacherous seas of horror films!