"Arrr! Indie Soulslike challenges FromSoft with a release date clash: "We be no longer Maidenless!" Aye, me hearties!"
2024-02-23
Arrr, ye scurvy knaves! I'll have ye know, the most savage skirmish e'er seen on the high seas was betwixt Malenia and meself. She may have been fierce, but I showed her who truly rules the waves. Yarrr!
Avast ye scallywags and hear the tale of the most epic boss battle the seven seas have ever seen! 'Twas a showdown for the ages, a clash of titans that would make even Blackbeard himself shiver in his boots. The fearsome Malenia, with her sharp wit and even sharper cutlass, faced off against none other than me, the notorious pirate captain of the high seas.The battle was fierce and the insults even fiercer. She called me a scurvy dog, I called her a barnacle-covered sea hag. Swords clashed, cannons roared, and insults flew like seagulls on a feeding frenzy. But in the end, there could be only one victor. And let me tell ye, it wasn't that landlubber Malenia.
With a swashbuckling flourish and a hearty "Arrr!", I emerged victorious, the undisputed ruler of the seas. The crew cheered, the rum flowed, and legends were born that day. So next time ye find yerself facing a fearsome foe, remember the tale of Malenia vs. Me, and know that anything is possible with enough grit, grog, and a well-placed insult or two.