Arrr! Bandai Namco be sayin' some scallywag RPG, Elden Ring: Shadow o' the Erdtree, be fillin' their coffers!
2024-08-08
"Avast, matey! Who be thinkin’ such a thing, eh? Like findin’ a parrot in a treasure chest! Blimey, if I’d known, I’d have hoisted me sails to the very skies! Har har, the seas be full o’ surprises!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be about to regale ye with a tale most peculiar. Who’d have thunk it, I ask ye? In all me years of plunderin’ and sailin’ the seven seas, never did I reckon that a scurvy dog like meself would find treasure not in gold or jewels, but in the sheer absurdity of life!