The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Garth Ennis be makin' a grand return to Punisher, settin' Frank Castle on a wild chase fer that scallywag Nick Fury!

2024-02-08

Avast ye landlubbers! In the year of our Lord 2019, the mighty Get Fury series was proclaimed! Many moons have passed since that grand declaration, but the wait be over, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this long-awaited adventure!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up, for I have some jolly good news for all ye scallywags and landlubbers. 'Twas way back in the year of our Lord 2019 when the rumblings of the much-anticipated Get Fury series first reached me ears. It be a tale of adventure and treachery on the high seas, fit for any true pirate worth their salt!

Now, ye might be wonderin' what took 'em so long to bring us this booty. Well, me mateys, creatin' a television show be no easy feat, especially one as grand as this. It be like tryin' to navigate through a treacherous storm without a compass! But fear not, for the wait be nearly over.

Picture this: a band of swashbucklin' pirates, each with their own quirks and charms, sailin' the vast ocean blue in search of hidden treasures. There be Captain Blackbeard, with his mighty beard flowin' in the wind, and Calico Jack, who be known for his love of fine clothing and fancy hats. And let's not forget Anne Bonny, the fiery lass who be fightin' alongside the men, showin' 'em she be just as fierce.

But here be the best part, me hearties. The whole series be delivered to us in the language of our pirate ancestors, from the 17th century! Imagine hearin' phrases like "Avast, ye scurvy dogs!" and "Shiver me timbers!" on the small screen. 'Twill be a riot of laughs, I tell ye.

So, gather up yer crew and prepare to set sail on a grand adventure with the Get Fury series. 'Tis a tale that be worth waitin' for, me buckos. Mark me words, this be the show that will have us all talkin' like pirates for years to come!

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