Arrr! The captain of Stalker 2 be flabbergasted by the ruckus ‘bout A-Life, spied it on the ol’ Reddit seas!
2024-12-03
"Blimey! I was struck as if by a cannonball, I swear! Me gills flappin' with surprise, I was! Aye, to think a scallywag like that could catch me off guard—'tis a tale for the tavern, I tell ye!"
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be havin’ a tale that’ll make ye laugh ‘til ye belly aches! Just the other day, I be sailin’ the high seas, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest—aye, a sight to behold! But as I pried it open, what should I find? Not gold nor jewels, but a heap o’ socks! I was shocked, honestly! A pirate’s life be filled with plunderin’ and pillagin’, not with mismatched foot wrappings!“What devilry be this?” I exclaimed, holdin’ up a faded, striped sock like it was the Black Spot itself! I thought me crew had played a foul trick, but nay, it be the curse of the Laundry Kraken! Legend tells of a beast that devours lone socks, leavin’ behind naught but a sad, lonely mate for its other half.
With a hearty guffaw, I declared, “I’d rather face Davy Jones than wear these tattered rags!” My crew, they laughed and roared, for there be no greater folly than a pirate caught in a sock scandal! So, we tossed the socks back into the sea and set sail for clearer waters, our spirits high and our feet bare. Aye, it be a reminder that sometimes, the strangest treasures be found in the unlikeliest of places!