The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, we struck a foul treasure, makin' me belly churn! The devs be clueless, or they'd plunder it again!"

2025-03-17

"Arrr, why be we havin' this many scallywags aboard? I’ve no clue, matey! Best ye keep yer questions to yerself lest ye find a fishin' hook in yer ear! Har har har!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of bewilderment and mystery upon the high seas of gaming. Aye, we set sail with a fine crew of scallywags, but lo and behold! The number of players be swellin' like a tempestuous tide! Why, ye ask? Well, I be scratchin' me noggin, fer the answer be as elusive as a treasure map writ in invisible ink.

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