The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Season 3’s secret be a jolly tease fer a devilish tale Kirkman be too lazy to finish!

2025-03-14

Ahoy, ye scallywags! Step aboard the infernal ship o’ mischief, where the rum flows like the devil’s tears! Ye’ve sailed straight into the belly of the beast, so batten down the hatches—hell’s a-jigglin’ with merry madness! Welcome to this fiery fest, mateys! Arrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin, a salty yarn that’ll make ye shiver in yer boots! Welcome to hell, ye scallywags! A place where the sun be as absent as a landlubber in a tavern, and the air be thick with the stench of burnt booty! Yarr, it’s a right ol’ cauldron of mischief and mayhem down here, I tell ye!

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