Arrr, matey! Kingmakers be a jolly game o' strategy, but them scallywag devs deemed a giant mech too wild fer battle!
2025-03-09
Arrr, matey! Wieldin' a colossal metal beast in a duel o’ blades be as subtle as a whale in a teacup! Not exactly the way to win yer foe's heart, I say! Aye, that’s like bringin' a cannon to a pillow fight, savvy?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bone! Picture this: ye be on the high seas, ready to clash blades with a rival crew. But lo and behold, what be this? A colossal, metal monstrosity approaches, clanking and whirring like a drunken sea captain! Aye, bringin' a giant mechanized titan to a sword fight ain't what ye call demure!