The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearty! Fare thee well, Doc Strange! Doctor Doom be takin' the crown of Sorcerer Supreme, arrr!

2024-07-31

Arrr, ye scallywag! Did ye truly believe that bilge rat would return what he stole? Ha! He be keepin' it tighter than a clam in a storm, matey! Aye, it be more likely a fish'll sprout legs and dance than that scoundrel handin' it back!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale of treachery and jests! Aye, there be a scallywag who thought he could snatch the treasure from me grasp and return it with a wink and a grin. But, ye didn’t really think he was gonna give it back, did ye? Har har! Such folly be as foolish as a landlubber tryin' to navigate a stormin' sea!

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