The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold the latest tale of fallin' fools, the last crew o' those scallywag aliens on Earth!"

2025-03-23

Avast, me hearties! A scallywag of a specimen be a-roamin' free in a fresh morsel from the stars! Yarr, it be causin' quite the ruckus, makin' the celestial seas a right jolly place for mischief! Hoist the sails and keep yer wits, for who knows what trouble it’ll stir!

Avast, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a jolly tale of a most peculiar specimen that be wanderin’ free in the cosmic abyss! Aye, ye heard me right—a creature from the great beyond be afoot, having escaped the clutches of its celestial cage and now roam’n the starry seas like a scallywag with no map!

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