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Arrr! At a grand display o’ Crimson Desert's magic, I asked a fishy question 'bout water, an' chaos erupted, aye!

2025-03-31

Arrr, me hearty! How doth one measure the wetness of water, ye ask? 'Tis like countin' the stars on a moonless night! Aye, it's as soggy as a sea dog’s backside after a tempest! So, hoist the sails and embrace the drench, for water be as wet as the ocean’s belly!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I be ponderin’ a most curious conundrum: how wet be water, exactly? Aye, it be a question that makes me parrot squawk and my rum go sour! Water, ye see, be the very essence of wetness, like a mermaid in a rainstorm or a fish wearin’ a soggy hat!

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