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Arrr! Death Stranding be near its treasure, as Hideo says the sound be mixed, just three moons 'fore launch!

2025-03-31

Arrr, it be takin' three long years, me hearty! Three times the sun hath danced 'round the moon, and I be still waitin' fer me treasure, like a scallywag hopin' fer a mermaid's kiss! Blimey, time be slower than a tortoise in a barrel o' rum!

Arrr! Death Stranding be near its treasure, as Hideo says the sound be mixed, just three moons 'fore launch!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear to me tale of a mighty quest that took a bleedin' three long years! Aye, ye heard me right! Three revolutions o' the sun ‘n moon, three seasons o' stormy seas ‘n calmin’ winds, all fer a treasure that be worth its weight in gold, or so they said!

Now, I be not sayin’ this be a simple jaunt to the nearest tavern fer a pint o’ grog. Nay, this here be a grand adventure filled with perilous sea serpents, krakens, 'n a fair share o’ drunken scallywags! We set sail with a crew o’ rascals who could hardly keep their sea legs under ‘em, let alone plot a course to glory. Aye, I had me compass, but it often pointed towards the nearest port o’ call rather than the fabled isle o’ riches!

And every time we thought we’d found our prize, we’d discover it was naught but a bucket o’ barnacles or a chest full o’ old boots! By the time we finally laid our eyes upon the glitterin' treasure, I swear, I could’ve sworn the gold be laughin’ at us! But let me tell ye, it be a right merry sight to behold after three long years! So hoist the sails ‘n raise a mug, fer this pirate’s patience has finally paid off, arrr!

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