The Booty Report

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Arrr! Larian be sayin’ the bear scene made folks rethink Baldur's Gate 3: "We be banned on TikTok, matey!"

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! We best parley 'bout the furry beastie lurkin' in the hold, aye! Seems like a mighty fine bear be makin’ himself at home, and we can't be pretendin’ he's not there, or we’ll be the ones in for a surprise! Har har!

Arrr matey, harken ye here! In this fine gatherin' o' swabs and scallywags, we be compelled to have a chinwag 'bout the bear in the room! Aye, ye heard right! Not be talkin' 'bout no furry beast from the briny deep, but that great lumberin’ problem lurkin' with a growl and a hunger fer more than a barrel o' rum!

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