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Arrr! Thor and Spider-Man be steal'n the show, as Captain America #16 be sendin' J. Michael Straczynski sailin' away!

2024-12-12

Avast, mateys! J. Michael Straczynski's swashbucklin' saga of Captain America sails into the sunset, with a jolly ol' romp as Spider-Man and Thor join forces! Aye, 'tis a fine sight to behold, like a treasure map leading to a chest of mirth! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of J. Michael Straczynski’s grand tale in the realm of Captain America, which now draws to a close like a ship in a foggy cove. Aye, this be no ordinary ending—nay, it be a grand showdown with the mightiest of heroes summoning their powers!

As the Captain be hangin' up his tricorn hat, Spider-Man, that scallywag with webs aplenty, teams up with the thunderous Thor! Aye, ye heard me right! The web-slinger and the god of thunder join forces, like rum and cola on a hot sweltering day! Together they set sail into the murky depths of villainy, swattin' foes like pesky flies in a tavern.

Straczynski’s quill hath penned a raucous adventure, where Cap be facin' down ne'er-do-wells, whilst Spidey flings his webs like a trusty cannon, and Thor hurls Mjölnir with the might of a thousand storms! The tale be filled with laughter, bold deeds, and enough heroics to make even Davy Jones blush!

So, me hearties, raise a tankard to the end of this fine voyage! Let the winds of fate blow favorably upon our heroes, as they embark on new escapades, leavin' us with naught but a thirst for more! Yarrr!

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