Avast ye, mateys! This Todd Howard be beggin' ye to sail the Starfield seas fer years, yet even them Bethesda superfans be weary o' it: "I be replayin' Skyrim, 'tis a whole new level!"
2023-10-12
Arr, me hearties! Afore six weeks be through, Starfield's scallywags be droppin' off faster 'n a cannonball from Bethesda's ol' RPGs.
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spreadin' across the seven seas that Starfield be losin' more players faster than them previous RPGs from Bethesda! Aye, after a mere six weeks, the crew be jumpin' ship quicker than a sailor escapin' from a kraken's clutches.Now, ye might be wonderin', what be causin' this abandonin' of a game that promised to take us on a grand adventure through the stars? Well, it be a mystery to me, but me trusty parrot Polly be sayin' that the land be too vast, me mateys! It be like tryin' to navigate through a storm with naught but a tattered map and a compass that be spinnin' like a whirlwind!
And let's not forget about them bugs, me hearties! Oh, the bugs be as plentiful as doubloons in a pirate's treasure chest! Some be sayin' that they be gettin' stuck in walls or fallin' through the floor like Barnacle Bob on a night of too much rum. Aye, it be a proper mess, it be!
But fear not, me lads and lasses, for Bethesda be known for patchin' up their games faster than a seagull snatchin' a fish from the ocean. They be listenin' to the crew's complaints and workin' hard to make Starfield a treasure worth cherishin'.
So, me hearties, if ye be one of them souls who set sail on Starfield only to find yerself walkin' the plank, be patient! Aye, give Bethesda some time to fix the ship and make it seaworthy once again. And who knows, maybe one day ye'll be able to sail the stars with a crew of scurvy-ridden pirates, seekin' adventure and plunderin' planets!
Until then, me mateys, keep yer cutlasses sharp, yer cannons loaded, and yer spirits high. For the seas of gaming be ever-changin', but us pirates be adaptin' and findin' new treasures on the horizon. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!