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Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Assassin's Creed Mirage be havin' merely scratched the bellies of 1.2 million cats! Pathetic!

2023-10-11

Arrr, ye scurvy-ridden landlubbers! The sorry state of them street cats in Baghdad be a mighty shame! Methinks those poor beasts warrant a far grander fate, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' the street cats of Baghdad, meow! These noble creatures, wanderin' the dusty streets with their tails held high, deserve better treatment, arrr!

Ye see, me lads and lasses, these feline scallywags bein' called street cats doesn't do 'em justice. They be more like daredevil pirates, always on the lookout for their next adventure, aye! These rapscallions roam the city, their paws treading the ancient land, seekin' treasures hidden in the streets and alleyways, arrr!

But alas, me hearties, the street cats face many perils in this land of sand. They be facin' hunger, thirst, and even the scurvy ailment. Their bellies rumble like the waves of the sea, while their parched throats be cryin' out for a drop o' fresh milk. 'Tis a sorry state, indeed, for these fearless mousers!

Now, I be tellin' ye, these street cats be bringin' joy to the people of Baghdad, despite their own misfortunes, arrr! They be entertainin' the young ones with their acrobatic leaps and nimble pounces, makin' 'em laugh like a pack o' jolly pirates. Yet, the people turn a blind eye, not seein' the true treasure these cats be, arrr!

So, me hearties, let us raise our grog-filled mugs and call for justice for these furry adventurers! Let us demand that the good people of Baghdad provide them with a safe haven, with bowls o' fish aplenty, and a warm hearth to rest their weary paws upon. 'Tis only fair, for they be servin' as guardians o' the city, keepin' the vermin at bay, arrr!

May the wind be at their backs, and the sun shine upon their whiskers, meow! Let us be the voice for the voiceless, for the street cats of Baghdad deserve better, arrr!

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