Yarr! Todd Howard be claimin' he's been sittin' on all o' the secrets o' the Indiana Jones game fer an eternity, mateys! From what Indy be seekin' to the tale he be unfoldin'!
2024-01-18
Arrr, matey! By Davy Jones' locker, Howard be speakin' true when he claimeth he's been fightin' fer this here creation fer more than a decade! Aye, he be a stubborn landlubber, that one!
Arr matey! Let me spin ye a tale 'bout this scurvy scallywag named Howard. He be a peculiar one, claimin' to be tryin' to get this here thing made for more than ten years. Aye, ye heard it right, a whole decade! Now, I reckon ye be wonderin' what in the seven seas he be talkin' 'bout.This landlubber Howard be wantin' to bring somethin' to life, somethin' that be ticklin' his fancy for all these years. But alas, the winds o' misfortune have always blown against him. He be fightin' like a lion, clawin' his way through the treacherous waters of the entertainment industry.
I can see ye scratchin' yer beards in wonderment, wonderin' why Howard be so determined. Well, let me tell ye, mateys. Howard be havin' a vision so grand, it be worth fightin' for. He be wantin' to create a masterpiece that be bringin' joy to every heart that lays eyes upon it.
But ye know how it be, mateys. The world be filled with doubters and scurvy dogs who be tryin' to scuttle his plans. They be sayin' it can't be done, that the odds be stacked against him. But Howard, he be a stubborn one, a true pirate at heart.
He be navigatin' through stormy seas, battlin' sea monsters and avoidin' the sirens' call. His passion be burnin' brighter than the sun, guidin' him through the darkest night. He be gatherin' crewmates along the way, like-minded souls who be sharin' his vision.
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard to Howard, the fearless captain on this treacherous voyage. May his dreams finally come true, and may the world be blessed with the masterpiece he be yearnin' to create. And remember, mateys, no matter how long it takes, never give up on yer dreams, for they be worth fightin' for, even if ye be waitin' a decade or more!