The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, no scallywag be takin' the helm in the redo of one o' Tom Hanks's finest yarns!

2024-09-06

Arrr, mateys! Keke Palmer be takin' the helm of a new tale, the reimaginin' of The 'Burbs! Aye, prepare yer sea legs for a rollickin’ adventure fit for a crew of scallywags and landlubbers alike! Avast! Let the merriment commence!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ news that’ll tickle yer funny bone more than a seagull’s feather! Our fair lass, Keke Palmer, that bright spark of talent, be settin’ sail to captain a fresh crew in a remake of that classic tale, The 'Burbs! Aye, ye heard me right! The 'Burbs, a tale of mischief and mayhem in the landlubber’s paradise of suburbia, be gettin’ a jolly revamp!

Now, imagine this: Keke, with her devilish charm and wit sharper than a cutlass, leadin’ a band of misfits to uncover the strange shenanigans of their new neighbors! Aye, their antics be as mysterious as a foggy night on the high seas! We'll be laughin' as they sail through the trials and tribulations of suburban life, where the greatest treasure be a quiet evening without ruckus!

So raise yer tankards, me mateys, for this be a grand adventure awaitin’! With Keke in command, we can be sure there’ll be plenty of hearty laughter and perhaps a few twists that’ll shiver yer timbers! Mark me words, this treasure be worth keepin’ an eye on, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank of boredom!

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