The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, FromSoftware shunned Sony on Dark Souls, claimin' Demon's Souls be a shipwreck! "Aye, we dropped the cannonball!"

2025-02-19

Arrr, it be appearin' that scallywag's got a taste o' the sharp end o' me cutlass! That knave's finally caught wind o' his folly, like a fish learnin' to swim ‘round the hooks! Aye, the lesson's been seared into his noggin, like burnt toast on a ship's stove!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a clever creature that be takin’ heed of its past misadventures! Aye, it seems this wily beastie hath finally learned its lesson, savin’ itself from the scallywags of the seas!

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