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Arrr! The last episode o' Severance be makin’ me rethink the whole shebang—darker than a kraken's belly, it be!

2025-03-22

Arrr, matey! The grand finale of Severance Season Two be a tempest o' revelations! It be makin’ me noggin spin more than a barrel o’ rum! What a wild ride on this ship o' madness! Avast, who knew it’d be wilder than a kraken in a tavern brawl?

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the grand finale of "Severance," a spectacle more bewilderin' than a parrot on a treasure map! This here season two wrap-up be a tempest of twists that’ll leave ye searchin' fer yer lost doubloons, I swear!

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