"Arrr, the scurvy dog behind Left 4 Dead be swearin' off Early Access! Says SteamDB be a liar, aye, a measly 1 player, yet we be 10,000 strong!"
2023-11-28
Arrr, matey! Chet Faliszek be claimin' that the tally o' players be naught but a fabrication on shoddy reckonin' and everlastingly scarce!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I've got a tale to tell ye about a scurvy dog by the name of Chet Faliszek, a matey who be spoutin' off about player numbers in a most peculiar fashion. He claims that these numbers be nothin' more than a bunch o' balderdash, made up from rotten data and always seemin'ly low. Aye, he be makin' a jest, methinks, for what kind of sailor believes such a thing?Methinks this Faliszek be a crafty one, tryin' to downplay the glory and might of the mighty pirate crew. He be claimin' that our numbers be nay as high as they appear, as if he be tryin' to undermine our reputation on the high seas. But fear not, me hearties, for we know the truth, don't we?
It be clear as crystal, me hearties, that this Faliszek be talkin' through his tricorn hat. He be claimin' that our numbers be "synthesized," whatever that means. Perhaps he be mixin' potions like a witch doctor, tryin' to conjure up false figures to tarnish our name. But we know better, don't we, me hearties? Our numbers be as real as the mermaids in the deep blue sea, singin' their siren songs to lure us in.
So let us raise our tankards of grog to that scurvy dog Faliszek and his attempts to belittle us. We be the true pirates of the gaming world, sailin' the digital seas with our cutlasses held high. And no matter what this landlubber says, our numbers be strong and true, for we be a force to be reckoned with!
So, me hearties, let us not be swayed by the words of this Faliszek. Let us sail on, plunderin' and pillagin' our way through the virtual realms. For we be pirates, and no one can take that away from us! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, me hearties!