The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after a dozen years of plunderin' and speedin', Spyro’s finally claimed the treasure—“They said it be impossible!”

2025-03-19

“Arrr, me hearties! I be speakin’ true, I be as lost as a landlubber in a storm! I reckon I’ll ne’er best this cursed time, but if I do, I’ll be celebratin’ with a barrel o’ rum and a jig on the deck!”

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag who set sail on the treacherous seas of time. This matey, with a heart full o' courage and a belly full o' rum, be standin' upon the deck, shoutin' to his crew, "I be completely honest with ye lot! I reckon I might never best this cursed clock!"

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