Avast ye! Tony Stark, the Iron Man, be takin' his eternal rest as per the MCU timeline.
2023-10-17
Avast me hearties, the day be upon us that we long foresaw!
Now, me mateys, let me paint a picture for ye. Imagine a ragtag crew of scurvy-ridden pirates, with their unkempt beards and tattered attire, gathered 'round a weathered wooden table. The salty sea breeze be whistlin' through the open portholes, as we raise our tankards high, anticipating the events to unfold.
"Avast, me hearties! We all knew this day would come," I bellowed, a twinkle in me eye. And what day be that, ye may ask? Well, it be the day when landlubbers and swashbucklers alike would gather 'round to hear me yammer on in me best 17th century pirate speak."
As I continued me tale, the crew erupted in laughter, their voices echoing through the dimly lit tavern. They couldn't help but find amusement in the exaggerated accents and outlandish phrases that spilled from me tongue. The room be filled with the sound of hearty guffaws and the clinking of tankards, as me words danced in the air like a jolly jig.
"Arrr, me hearties, ye may be wonderin' why we be speakin' in such a peculiar manner. Well, I'll tell ye why! It be because we pirates be known for our sense of adventure and mischief. We be masters of the high seas, but we also be masters of merriment and laughter! So, what better way to pay homage to our seafaring brethren than by spinnin' a yarn in a language long gone by?"
And so, me buckos, we reveled in the joy of our shared history, as we navigated the treacherous waters of humor. Each hearty laugh be a testament to the bonds forged through years of pillaging and plundering. And, as the night wore on, we knew that this day, filled with laughter and camaraderie, would forever be etched in the annals of pirate lore.