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Arrr! Nintendo be spillin' the beans on a secret Donkey Kong scallywag, stirrin' the pot o' Mario lore, ye savvy?

2025-04-05

Arrr, me hearties! This be a nod to the days of yore, when Donkey Kong first roamed the pixel seas 43 years past! Aye, 'tis like findin' buried treasure in a bottle of rum—full of nostalgia and a fair bit o' mischief!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly ol' giant ape known as Donkey Kong, who be raisin' a ruckus fer nigh on 43 years! Aye, this be a tale as old as the seven seas, where a rogue pirate's heart beats in sync with the thumpin' of a great gorilla's chest, swingin' fer glory and bananas!

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