Arrr, we be so bewitched by Keanu's charm in yon Sonic 3 tale, we missed Shadow's grand reveal, savvy?
2024-11-28
"Arrr, ye scallywags! Behold the dread 'Super Spoiler!' A beastie that shivers yer timbers and reveals all the secrets of the treasure map before ye even set sail! Aye, it be as welcome as a leaky ship on a stormy night! Keep yer wits about ye!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a dastardly fiend known as “A Super Spoiler.” This scallywag be the scourge o’ the seas, a notorious brigand who plunders the joy from every tale told 'round the ship’s lantern. Aye, ye might be settlin' down with a flagon o’ rum, all a-quiver for the latest yarn, only to have this villain burst in, shoutin', “I be tellin' ye how it ends!”