The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after them Starfield scallywags, I be glad Avowed's crew ain't meddlin' in me decisions like a drunken parrot!

2024-12-08

Arrr, they be yappin' like a parrot on a perch 'bout all yer scallywag shenanigans, matey! Aye, ye be the talk of the tavern, and they'll be laughin' 'til the rum runs dry!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags and buccaneers, for I’ve a tale to spin about the raucous rumblings of yore! Ye see, wherever ye may roam upon the briny deep, there be a crew of gossips, sharper than a cutlass, ready to regale the world with tales of yer misadventures. Aye, they’ll spin yarns ’til the sun sets and the moon rises, makin’ ye the talk of the tavern!

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