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Arrr! Overwatch scallywags be flabbergasted to find their accounts suspended for cursin' in this here Blizzard game! Profanity be forbidden, mateys!

2024-04-16

Ye scurvy dogs best be keepin' yer tongues in check, for utterin' any o' them foul "F-bombs" shall not be tolerated aboard this ship! Save yer colorful language fer the parrot on me shoulder, arrr!

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Listen up as I tell ye about the cursed language of the F-bomb. Aye, in this day and age, it be not befitting of a true pirate to be uttering such foul words. Nay, we be men of honor, men of the sea, and we must speak with dignity and respect.
Back in the golden age of piracy, a man's word was his bond, and cursing was reserved for the direst of situations. 'Twas a sign of weakness to be spouting off profanities like a drunken landlubber. Instead, we relied on our wit and cunning to navigate the treacherous waters of the high seas.
So I implore ye, me hearties, to think twice before letting that foul word slip from your lips. 'Tis not the mark of a true pirate, but rather a scallywag who lacks the fortitude to face his troubles head-on. Let us be known for our bravery and valor, not our crass tongues.
Remember, the language of a pirate should be as sharp as his cutlass and as smooth as his sailing vessel. So next time ye feel the urge to drop the F-bomb, think of the proud tradition of piracy and hold thy tongue like a true buccaneer.

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