Arrr! Split Fiction be sailin' the high seas, bestin' It Takes Two by sellin' a million doubloons in just two suns!
2025-03-10
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that it takes a brace o' sunrises, two full days, for a landlubber to find their sea legs! Aye, time be like a bottle o’ rum – ye can’t rush it without spillin’ it all over the deck!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of time 'n toil! In this here grand sea o' life, it takes not one but two days fer a true buccaneer to plunder the riches o' the world! Aye, ye heard me right—two whole suns risin' and settin' afore ye can call yerself a master of the seven seas!Now, ye might be wonderin’, why two days, ye scallywags? First day be spent preparin' yer ship and crew, makin' sure the rum be flowin' and the parrot be squawkin' like a proper matey. Ye can’t just set sail without a hearty breakfast o’ fish and biscuits, can ye? A hungry pirate be a cranky pirate, and there ain't nothin' worse than a grumpy crew ready to mutiny on ye!
Then comes the second day, aye! That be the day of actual adventure, where ye hoist the sails and let the winds guide ye to glory—or perhaps a kraken or two! But fret not, for a good pirate knows how to dance with danger, singin' shanties and swiggin' grog to keep the spirits high!
So, ye see, me hearties, it takes two days to truly embrace the pirate's life! May the winds be ever in yer favor, and may yer treasure chests overflow! Arrr!