Arrr, as the winds of unemployment blow strong, FPS legend John Romero proclaims, "I've never seen such a spectacle!"
2024-02-29
"Arrr, me hearties, I be feelin' a great sorrow for all ye landlubbers who've been marooned from their jobs," says Romero with a heavy heart. "Mayhaps we'll find some buried treasure to lift yer spirits, aye?"
Ahoy there me hearties! It be a sad day when I hear the news that me fellow crewmates be losin' their jobs. Me heart goes out to all who be sufferin' from this unfortunate turn of events. Ye be needin' all the luck in the world to find another ship to sail on.But fear not, me buckos! We pirates be a resilient bunch, always lookin' for the next adventure. We may be out of work for now, but mark me words, we'll be back on the high seas in no time, plunderin' and pillagin' like there's no tomorrow!
So let's raise a glass of grog to our fallen comrades, and send them off with a hearty "Yo ho ho!" May the winds of fortune be kind to them, and may they find new shores to explore. And for those of us still standin', let's not lose heart. The ocean be vast and full of treasures, just waitin' for us to claim 'em.
So keep yer chins up, me hearties, and remember: a pirate's life be full of ups and downs, but as long as we stick together, we'll weather any storm that comes our way. Arrr!