The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Neil be sayin' don’t be countin’ yer gold on Part 3! Stars be needin’ to dance, matey!

2025-03-27

"Aye, matey! I be takin' all me plunder, not a crumb left for the seagulls! If there be loot on that table, I'll be wrestlin' it like a kraken! 'Tis a pirate's way, to leave no treasure behind!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a yarn to spin ‘bout a scallywag who be known far and wide fer his voracious appetite and his merry way of livin’! This blaggard, sayin’ he be leavin’ nothin’ on the table, be a true glutton fer the bounty of life.

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