Arrr! After 17 moons toil'n on Caves of Qud, me matey be sayin', "I've gone mad, desirein' to vanish!"
2024-12-11
Arrr, me hearty Brian Bucklew be ordered to hoist the sails of leisure for a fortnight! Aye, the scallywags say, “Take ye a break or risk walkin’ the plank!” So off he goes, seekin’ grog and treasure, while the crew swabs the deck! Har har!
Now, what manner of mischief shall Brian embark upon during his time ashore? Will he swab the deck of his own humble abode, or perhaps find himself entangled in the tangled nets of relaxation? Yarr, I can hear the jests of his shipmates now! "Two weeks off, eh? More like two weeks of feasting like a king and slumberin' like a sloth!"
Yet, fear not for our matey, for he be no ordinary landlubber! With the heart of a true buccaneer, Brian shall seize this golden opportunity to plunder the depths of leisure. Perhaps he'll practice his swordplay with a bottle of rum, or set sail on a quest for the fabled treasure of the couch!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to Brian Bucklew! May his days be filled with laughter, rum, and the sweet scent of freedom! For in the life of a pirate, even a landlubber like him deserves a break now and then! Yarrr!