Arrr, me hearties be sayin' Diablo 4's Season 4 PTR be settin' sail fer smooth waters ahead! Aye aye, captain!
2024-04-03
Avast ye scallywags, be ye knowin' that the month of May be approachin' at a snail's pace? Me timbers be shiverin' with excitement for its arrival, for the plundering and pillaging opportunities be aplenty. Yarrr!
Arrr! Me hearties, have ye heard the news? May can't come soon enough fer this ol' pirate! The days be draggin' like a peg-legged matey makin' his way across the deck. I be yearnin' fer the warm sun on me face, the salty breeze in me hair, and the sound of the waves crashin' against me ship. May be the month when me crew and I can finally set sail on a grand adventure, seekin' out buried treasure and drinkin' rum under the stars.But alas, the days be crawlin' by slower than a snail on a plank. I be countin' down the minutes, the hours, the days until May finally arrives. Me ship be ready, me crew be eager, and I be itchin' to feel the thrill of the open sea once more.So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and join me in a toast to May! May she arrive swiftly and bring with her all the excitement and adventure we be cravin'. For this ol' pirate can't wait to set sail once more and see what treasures await us on the horizon!