Arrr, Bill Skarsgard fancied a different part, but Mads Mikkelsen be steal’n the show as Count Orlok, savvy?
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! Rumor be blowin' 'round that ol’ Willem Dafoe set his sights on playin’ the lead in the shiny new version, aye! Imagine that scallywag swashbucklin’ about, makin’ all the landlubbers quake in their boots! Har har, what a sight that'd be, I tell ye!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin about the curious casting winds blowin' in Hollywood’s treacherous waters! Rumor has it that the infamous Willem Dafoe, that madcap scallywag of an actor, was eyed for the grand title role in a recent remake, aye! Ye know, the one that be makin’ waves like a cannonball in a calm sea.