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Arrr, from last specs to launchin’ day, we be ponderin’ the grand mysteries of the Switch 2, matey!

2025-01-16

Arrr! The Switch 2 be finally unfurled like a treasure map, but we be still pondering the mysteries of the seven seas! Where be the answers to our burning queries, mateys? Aye, ’tis a right jolly tease, it be!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the grand unveiling o' the fabled Switch 2, a treasure ye’d think be hidden in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, the mighty contraption be shown, shimmerin' like a mermaid's scales, yet here we be, still scratchin' our noggins, ponderin' a heap o' questions that be floatin' like flotsam on the high seas!

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