The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde scoundrel of a gamer be losin' his harrdcore matey in a game so ancient, it be plundered 16 years past!

2023-09-02

Arrr, me hearty! Methinks 'Feign Death' be not scrawled by Neptune to grant ye leave for idlin'! Nay, it be a trick o' the trade to fool yer foes, not to prance about like a landlubber whilst yer crew be toilin'!

'Feign Death' be a skill often used by cunning rogues and crafty hunters in the realm of World of Warcraft. But let me tell ye, matey, this skill be not meant for ye to simply go AFK (that be 'away from the keyboard' for ye landlubbers). Nay, 'tis a skill for deceivin' yer foes and outwittin' them.

Imagine ye be explorin' the vast sea of Azeroth, when suddenly ye spy a fearsome beast, a dragon of epic proportions. Panic sets in, and ye decide ye be needin' a break. So, ye mutter the words to activate 'Feign Death' and collapse to the ground like a lifeless corpse. Ye think to yerself, "Ha! Now the dragon will leave me be!" But alas, ye be mistaken, me hearty.

The dragon, bein' no fool, sees through yer ruse. It knows ye be no corpse, but a treacherous scallywag tryin' to trick it. And with a mighty roar, it pounces on ye, tearin' ye limb from limb. Savvy?

'Feign Death' be a tool of trickery, a means to mislead yer enemies. It be meant to fool 'em into thinkin' ye be dead when ye really be alive and plottin' yer next move. 'Tis a skill for the sly and quick-witted, not for those wishin' to take a break and grab a mug o' grog.

So, me hearties, next time ye be thinkin' 'bout usin' 'Feign Death,' remember its true purpose. Don't be expectin' to fool anyone while ye go fetch yerself a snack or use the privy. Save it for when ye truly be needin' to outsmart yer foes and escape certain doom. Arrr!

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