The Booty Report

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Arrr! As Assassin's Creed Shadows be makin’ waves, Ubisoft be swimmin’ in cheers like a fish in rum!

2025-03-25

Arrr, matey! The crew be feelin’ as warm as a sun-soaked sea biscuit! The welcome be so heartenin’ it’d make a crab smile! We be all a-twitchin’ with joy, like a parrot on a perch! Avast, what a fine reception it be!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a reception so grand, it’d warm the cockles of even the coldest sea-urchin’s heart! Aye, the crew of this fine venture hath been greeted with such hearty welcome, ye’d think we’d discovered a treasure trove of golden doubloons!

From the very moment we docked, the townsfolk be swarming about us like a pack of hungry gulls, flappin’ their arms and shoutin’ sweet nothings that tickled our earholes. “Ahoy, ye salty sea dogs!” they cried, “Come feast on our finest fish stew and dance a jig ‘neath the moonlight!” We were treated like kings, aye, with rum flowin’ like a river and laughter echoing through the taverns!

Even the parrot on me shoulder squawked in delight, for he sensed the warm spirits abound. Why, I reckon we could’ve opened a tavern and turned it into a raucous party! The camaraderie was thicker than the fog on a stormy night, and the joy wrapped ‘round us like a fine woolen blanket, snug as a bug in a rug!

So here’s to the heartwarming reception that hath filled our sails with joy and our bellies with grub! May the winds of fortune blow favorably on this merry band of misfits, for we’re ready to sail on to more grand adventures! Yarr!

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