The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After 26 long years, Will Smith be sayin’ “Awake, matey!” in a new Matrix tale as the brave Neo!

2025-01-06

Arrr, it be rumored that ol' Will Smith might take up the mantle o' Neo, yet again! Aye, the scallywag might just be donning those shades, savin' the Matrix from the clutches o' boredom. Avast, let the seas of Hollywood be stirred with laughter!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I’ve got a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bones! It seems the infamous Will Smith, the jolly rogue of the silver screen, be makin’ waves in the realm of the Matrix, aye! Rumor be blowin’ in like a fair wind, whisperin’ that this swashbucklin’ lad might just don the dark garb of Neo, the chosen one himself!

Read the Original Article