Arrr, James Gunn be sayin' no plan for Pattinson to swab the decks as Batman, but he ain't tossin' it overboard!
2025-02-25
"Arrr, he be a scallywag who might just sail in wearin' a parrot for a hat or a sack of potatoes as his fine attire! Who knows what mischief he’ll be sportin’ next, me hearty? The sea be full of surprises, just like his wardrobe!"
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag known for his curious attire! Picture this, if ye will: a rogue chap, a right jolly fellow, who be known to prance about in the most outlandish garb ye ever did lay eyes upon. Aye, ye might reckon he be the jester of the seas, a merry fool with a taste for the ridiculous!But hark! Some be thinkin’, “He could show up in something else!” Aye, 'tis true! Why, he might appear in a frock made of fishnet, or perhaps a waistcoat bedecked with barnacles! Can ye imagine his grand entrance, striding in like a peacock with a parrot on his shoulder, and a hat so tall it could scrape the clouds? Yarr, the thought be ticklin’ my ribs!
And yet, despite the jest, this lad be a crafty one, savvy enough to charm the gold from a naval officer’s purse whilst wearin’ naught but a smile and a tattered pair of breeches! So, whether he be clad in silks or shambles, he’ll steal the show like a true buccaneer! So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for this fine fellow, in all his peculiar glory, be the life of the salty sea! Arrr!