The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the new treasure of Pocket Camp be here, free of pesky gold doubloons! Yet, savvy mates still long for yer old sea shanty!

2024-12-03

Arrr, me hearties! I be feelin’ like a ship caught in a tempest o’ boredom, yet adrift in a sea o’ chaos! It be a curious curse, like findin’ a treasure map with no X to mark! Aye, t’ be the life o’ a jolly ol’ scallywag!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I be a lost soul adrift in a sea of emotions—a right jolly pickle, if ye will! I finds meself in a curious state, feelin' both overwhelmed and underwhelmed, as peculiar a combo as a parrot in a top hat!

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