The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the wrestler be sayin' his Captain America part got scuttled 'cause of too many scribbles and do-overs!

2025-01-10

Arrr, me hearties! It be sad tidings from the high seas! Seth Rollins be walkin’ the plank and ain't joinin' the crew of Captain America 4! His swashbucklin' days be over, but fear not! The seas be full of treasure yet to be found! Har har!

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, fer I be havin' news that be shakin' the very timbers of the seven seas! Our matey Seth Rollins, the swashbucklin' grappler with a heart of gold, has decided to cast off the anchor and sail away from the grand voyage known as Captain America 4! Aye, ye heard me right!

Ye see, this fella was all set to don the star-spangled tights and join the ranks of the finest heroes in the land! But alas, the winds of fate blew a different way, leavin' him on the shore instead of aboard the mighty ship of superhero shenanigans. 'Tis a tale as twisty as a kraken’s tentacle, I tell ye!

Now, some scallywags be whisperin' that Seth had other treasures to pursue, like chasin' after gold or maybe just a fine barrel of rum. Aye, who wouldn’t want to be loungin’ on a beach rather than fightin' off villainous scum? Yet, fret not, me mateys, for I reckon he’ll find his way back to the silver screen, wieldin' his sword and charm in due time!

So hoist the sails and raise the jolly roger, for while Seth may be absent from this caped caper, he be surely chartin' a course for great adventures ahead! Yarrr!

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