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Arrr, Doctor Strange be huntin' to snag the title of Sorcerer Supreme in Asgard, savvy? Aye, what a caper!

2024-12-12

Arrr, matey! While Doctor Doom be the grand Sorcerer Supreme, with power that could sink a ship, Doctor Strange be seekin’ a jolly ol' job in Asgard! Aye, might he trade spells for a pint o’ mead and a hearty laugh with Thor? Har har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of sorcery and strife! In the grand seas of magic, there be a mighty tussle 'twixt two legends: the infamous Doctor Doom and the dashing Doctor Strange. Doom, that scallywag, be claimin' the title of Sorcerer Supreme of Earth, strutting 'round like a peacock with a shiny new crown! But lo and behold, Strange be on the hunt for a new venture across the waves to Asgard, that realm o' gods and glorious battles!

Now, ye may wonder why a fella like Strange, with his snazzy cape and wicked spells, would set sail for the land of Odin. Well, it seems our good doctor be tired of playin' second fiddle to a metal-faced villain! “Arrr, I’ll show that Doom who’s the true master of the mystical arts!” he be thinkin’, as he plots his course to Asgard on a ship made of enchanted wood and starlight.

With a twinkle in his eye and a wink o' mischief, Strange be ready to trade spells for hammers, hopin' to impress Thor and the rest of the Asgardian crew. So, hoist the sails and prepare for adventure, for this tale of magic and mayhem be just settin' sail! Avast, may the winds be ever in yer favor, ye salty sea dogs!

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