The Booty Report

Arrr, matey! The Witcher 4 and Naughty Dog’s interstellar caper be swappin’ 2026 for a later sailin’! Har har!

2025-03-26

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at CD Projekt Red be sayin’ the grand RPG fourth tale won’t set sail 'til a later tide! So, stow yer hopes, for next year be as empty as a shipwrecked treasure chest! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidin's from the treacherous sea o’ CD Projekt Red, known far and wide fer their grand tales and wondrous worlds! It be whispered on the briny waves that their highly-anticipated RPG fourquel, the one that be makin’ every scallywag’s heart race like a cannonball, ain’t settin’ sail in the year to come!

Aye, ye heard it right! The buccaneers at CD Projekt Red be sayin’, “Hold yer horses, ye impatient landlubbers!” They be pushin’ the release date further than a sea serpent's tail, leavin’ us all high and dry like a shipwrecked sailor on a forsaken isle. The treasure we seek ain’t findin’ its way to our grubby hands as soon as we’d hoped!

So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer hearts for a lengthy wait, ye merry crew! We’ll be countin' the days like a captain countin' his doubloons, all while dreamin’ of grand adventures and epic loot. Just remember, good things come to those who can endure the stormy seas of delay. Until then, we’ll be swillin’ grog and swappin’ tales o’ what might’ve been, as we await the day we set our sails towards that shiny new RPG treasure!

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