Arrr, the Balatro scallywag be startin' to play the game a week afore it set sail, havin' a jolly good cry 'bout how fun it be!
2025-03-09
"Arrr, of course, ye scallywag! What kind o' landlubber be doubtin' the wisdom of this ol' sea dog? It be as certain as the tide and twice as jolly, I say! Raise yer tankards, fer the answer be as clear as a siren’s song!"
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a mighty phrase that sails the seven seas—“Well, of course!” Aye, ‘tis a saying as common as barnacles on a ship’s hull, yet carries the weight of a kraken's tentacle in its might! When yer in a bind, and yer matey asks ye somethin’ as obvious as a treasure map on a sunny day, ye can’t help but roll yer eyes and declare with vigor, “Well, of course!”