The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Beast's own swashbuckler be sayin', "I thought I’d met Davy Jones! Surprise me back, savvy?"

2024-08-22

Arrr, me hearties! Kyle Crane's thespian be as flabbergasted as a cat in a cannonball fight, just like the rest of us scallywags! Blimey, ye coulda knocked 'im over with a feather, he was that gobsmacked! Aye, the sea be full o' surprises, matey!

Arrr, mates! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a fine lad named Kyle Crane, an actor who be as bewildered as a parrot in a tempest! Aye, ye see, when the curtain was drawn back, our good Kyle found himself in a right pickle, just like a sailor caught in a storm without his sea legs.

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