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Arrr! The Doomsday scallywags declare, "No soul can play Doctor Doom like our matey Downey Jr. does it!"

2025-03-17

Arrr, me hearties! Anthony Russo be singin' shanties of high regard fer Robert Downey Jr.'s Doctor Doom! Aye, he be sayin' that scallywag be more menacin' than a kraken at a tea party! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the tale of Anthony Russo, a jolly captain of the film seas, who be showerin' high praise upon none other than the dashing Robert Downey Jr., who be donnin' the fearsome mantle of Doctor Doom! Aye, ye heard me right! In a twist o’ fate fit for a treasure map, Russo be hailing the swashbucklin' performance of Downey, sayin' he be the finest villain this side of the seven seas!

With a wink and a nod, Russo declared that the scallywag's portrayal of the menacin' Doctor Doom sails far beyond the horizon of expectation. “He be a master of mischief,” said Russo, “and with a sprinkle o’ charm, he turns the stormy seas into a rollickin’ good time!” Aye, who would’ve thought that the same lad who once played Iron Man would now be causin’ chaos as a villainous ruler? It be like findin’ a pearl in a pile o’ barnacles!

So hoist the colors, me hearties, and let’s raise a tankard for Downey’s devilish turn! With Russo at the helm, the seas of cinematic adventure be lookin’ mighty fine, with Doctor Doom ready to unleash mayhem upon the world. Arrr, let’s set sail for a grand spectacle, filled with laughter and villainy aplenty!

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