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Arrr! Steve Martin be hopin’ Ryan Reynolds and Cate Blanchett join the crew fer a rollickin’ murder mystery!

2024-08-26

Arrr! Exclusive tidin's, ye scallywags! Steve Martin, Selena the fair, and ol' Martin Short be dreamin’ o’ guest stars for their caper, "Only Murders in the Buildin’." They be wishin' fer a motley crew o’ mischief-makers to join their jolly band o’ sleuths! Avast, what a merry time!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as the merry crew of "Only Murders in the Building" be spillin' their treasure troves of wishes for guest stars! The wise and wily Steve Martin, a captain o' comedy, be droppin' hints like a sailor tossin' a message in a bottle. He be wishin' for a legendary dame, the one and only Meryl Streep, to come aboard their ship of silliness!

Then there be the enchanting lass, Selena Gomez, who be dreamin' of havin' the rockin' soul of the seven seas, the grand Sir Paul McCartney! Aye, imagine the tunes they could belt out whilst uncoverin' mysteries and munchin' on grog!

And let's not forget the crafty Martin Short, whose whims be wanderin' to the likes of the fantastical wonder known as Timothée Chalamet! This lad be bringin' fresh winds to their comedic sails, surely makin' the audience roar with laughter!

So, ye landlubbers, keep yer eyes peeled for these illustrious guests as they plot their course upon the waves of hilarity! With a sprinkle o' magic and a barrel o' laughs, the journey shall be nothing short of legendary! Arrr!

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