Arrr! Avast, me hearties! Word be that Jason Todd lives! After 35 long years, DC be releasin' the lost tale of Batman #428, mateys!
2023-10-14
Avast, mateys! Suppose ye scurvy dogs had cast ye votes fer Jason Todd to live? Blimey! 'Tis a world where the rogue lad, once doomed, be triumphin' 'pon the stormy seas. Arrr, 'tis a jolly good tale that be, worthy of a hearty laugh!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to a tale o' literary mischief! Picture this, me landlubbers: What if, in the annals of comic book history, the readers had voted for young Jason Todd - the infamous Robin - to live on instead of meeting Davy Jones' locker? Oh, the chaos that would ensue!Imagine the Caped Crusader, Batman, scratchin' his head in bewilderment as he tries to tutor a Robin who lacks the finesse of his predecessor, the original Boy Wonder, Dick Grayson. The dynamic duo would become a comic duo indeed, with Jason's impulsive antics constantly makin' Batman question his sanity. "Arrr, why did I let the readers decide?!" the Dark Knight would bemoan.
Our mischievous Robin would be nothin' short of a pirate himself. He would swing into battle, cutlass in hand, ready to pillage and plunder the villains of Gotham. But with his lack of discipline, he would often find himself walkin' the plank - or should I say, fallin' into the Joker's traps. Oh, the laughter that would echo through the pages!
Meanwhile, the readers would be entertained by the humor and mayhem, relishing in the fact that their votes had turned Batman's world upside down. They would cheer and chuckle as our swashbucklin' Robin wreaks havoc, all the while wonderin' if they had made a mistake or witnessed a stroke of genius.
Alas, dear mates, such a tale remains in the realm of fantasy. Jason Todd met his untimely demise, and the readers were left wonderin' what if. But fear not, for the spirit of adventure and mischief lives on in the hearts of those who dare to dream. So keep yer imaginations afloat, me hearties, and who knows what tales of comedy and chaos lie ahead!