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Arrr! James Cameron be sendin’ missives to Zoe 'bout her shiny globe, sayin’, "Yarr, I still believe in ye!"

2025-01-06

Arrr! Zoe Saldaña be hoistin' the Jolly Roger of glory, for she’s nabbed her first Golden Globe, matey! Aye, the sea o’ Hollywood be raisin' a tankard fer this lass, who be sailin’ into fame like a true buccaneer of the silver screen!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye news that be fit fer the saltiest of sea dogs! Our fair lass, Zoe Saldaña, has hoisted the sails of triumph and snagged her first Golden Globe! Aye, this be no mere trinket, but a fine piece of treasure in the realm of thespian art!

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